#Always sunny shush mac#
Her real name’s Catfish and Dee and Mac have no idea what the hell is going on. Being bored caring for her husband on life support, she created Dylan and a dozen other personas, including a guy Dee thought she had met and sent her hair to online. She invites them in and explains that she is Dylan Toback. The door opens and they shush, but it’s an older black woman. They think she’s even douchier than Dylan so they leave to go to the address the woman gave. He gives them his address but when Dee asks if she wants to come with them to get revenge, she says they actually never met and she’s only sent him nude pics and her hair.
But a woman comes up to them and says Dylan was her ex-boyfriend and she made the Facebook to get back at him. At the store, they have a “sort of transgender situation” when they mistake a woman for Dylan. So they decide to go see him there and give him a shush. They see that he’s at Toodie’s to buy a silk sash. They tell Frank to do what he can and they’ll fix it later.ĭee and Mac read through Dylan’s status updates “I hate women.” “I am a liar.” Mac corrects him about the “viral” video and they say they need to take care of the douchey shusher first. Frank comes in with the camera and he asks Mac to say “I got infected!” He then gets Dee to say “Bugs!!’įranks says he thought the “virus video” was their priority. The bartender still is no help and is actually being douchey himself, so Dennis decides to make a sort of Wanted poster with the caricature and put his phone number on it so people can call with info on the shusher.ĭee and Mac are still waiting for the guy, Dylan Toback, to accept their friendship, and it’s a long wait as Dee keeps refreshing. Instead, they get a caricature of the guy which they bring back to the gin bar. The detective says if they are filing a false police report, they are definitely not going to make it out of the precinct with the picture. “He really kind of made soup of your insides.” They try to embellish a little and it ends up becoming a rape case. They are claiming assault, but shushing is not assault. The detective comes in and asks them about their complaint. “I don’t like people with almond eyes, I think they’re creepy.” The bartender doesn’t know who they are describing, so Dennis has an idea to go to the police station and get the guy’s face by getting a sketch done. The bartender doesn’t see what the big deal is about the shusher. While Dee and Mac wait, Charlie and Dennis are at the gin bar and ask the bartender about the douchebag shusher. Now that they’ve seen his face again, they decide to send a friend request so they can shush him back. Frank goes to get his video camera as Dee has already found the shusher on Facebook through the gin bar’s page. Charlie can’t either so they decide to go look for him at the gin bar. They decide they should make a viral video and Frank suggests they emulate the gin bar by serving weird drinks in spaghetti cans and having a sign-less bar.Ĭharlie’s already one step ahead as he walks inside with the Paddy’s sign in hand.ĭennis interrupts the viral planning though because he can’t get over the guy that shushed them last night. They decide they need to get Paddy’s “connected.” The next day, they set up a Facebook page for the bar and they find the gin bar’s Facebook has 50,000 friends already (or likes).
Mac goes on a rant about Egypt, Japan, and Jews, and the five of them start talking over each other about various things until some hipster shushes them. Or the owner blew it off intentionally, Charlie thinks. They don’t even have a sign outside, yet thanks to Facebook, the place is packed. They hate the idea of a gin bar, but they like its business model. The Gang is at a gin bar which Dee found out about from Facebook.
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